- doctor: are you sexually active
- me: i'm not even physically active
(via dyed-hair-dont-care)
- Me: WHEN I WAS
- Dad: what
- Me: A YOUNG BOY
- Dad: oh God
- Me: MY FATHER
- Dad: not again
- Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
- Dad: no I didn't
- Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
- Dad: you're not even a boy
(Source: videoclubdelimadura)
What happens if the manager doesn’t give you the diamonds?
What Happened to Mr. Blue? (by Stanley Chow)
